The world is losing it's colour

silenthill:

wanna go out, like… on a date maybe? maybe grab some burgers… maybe go to the movies… maybe dress me as a maid and fuck me sensless… maybe go watch the stars? think about it

let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”